My mom finally figured out the other night that the screaming on the answering machine was coming from the answering machine. !!! Did I tell you she used to think it was just the telemarketers calling and screaming? Hahahahahaha!
And people would call and be like, "Hello? Oh... got a worried sound on your answering machine..." Hahahaha. Telemarketers calling and screaming?!
So she finally realized it the other night and asked me, "TC, did you do something to the answering machine?" Keep in mind that I cannot tell a lie, and this isn't past-presidential-style folklore "I cannot tell a lie"about chopping cherry trees or whatever--I'm really, really awful at lying. I wish I were better.
"No?" I said, already starting to laugh. I was going upstairs to run away...
"TC, are you lying?"
I started laughing so hard that I cried and then tripped up the last of the stairs and fell in the hall.
Telemarketers? Telemarketers?!
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You are so bad. LOL
ReplyDeleteSeriously. I hope she kicked your butt. :)